Twas the Gift of Toastmasters
Twas the Eve of the 25th, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
There were socks by the chimney, hung all in a row,
In hopes they’d have Toastmaster gifts by tomorrow.
Toastmasters were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Toastmaster mugs danced in their heads.
Gail Gustin in her ‘kerchief, and Frank in his cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter’s nap.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
Gail sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window she flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
A Surprising Adventure Spring Conference next year.
A man had appeared, I thought was a prank
She knew in a moment that it was just Frank.
More rapid than eagles other Toastmasters came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!
"There was Janice, Mike, Vitaliy and Dawna!
Oh and Carolyn, Sarrah, Myrna and Tuula!
Up a ladder then up the side of the wall!
Climbed Frank with his Toastmasters haul!
And then, in a twinkling, Gail heard on the roof
The struggling and grunting and then a big “OOF”!
As she drew in her head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney Frank came with a bound.
His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the cap on his head was now covered in snow.
He was jolly and proud, a real Toastmaster elf,
Gail laughed when she saw him, in spite of herself!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Letting her know she had nothing dread.
He spoke the whole time, like a Toastmaster does,
And filled all the stockings, with Toastmaster stuff.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
He gave me a nod, and up the chimney he rose!
He climbed down the ladder, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
As they drove out of sight I heard him sing,
"A Surprising Adventure, awaits you this Spring.
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Shopping this year is at your finger tips. Simply sit back with your mug of hot chocolate and wait for the surprised look on the face of your favourite Toastmaster.